I am back in Rome tomorrow babes! And word on the street is that the IL CAPITANO is in town visiting us from his recluse habitat of the north, the land of salmon and snow. ***HINT: It is not Canada.
He is fond of whisky, Uno, his girl (so dont try anything bitches), and all things Calisto. You can probably spot him at the local Trastevere watering hole known as the BIG STAR. Be sure to check up stairs because he is also known for his GREEK DARTS abilities.
The search commences immediately. If you have heard of or seen this man please note that he may seem gentle and charming. THESE ARE JUST THE TRICKS he uses to seduce you into your first and most probably your last Uno game ever.
IL CAPITANO, if you are out there, I am proposing a showdown.
You bring your cards, Ill bring mine.
San Cally. Tomorrow. 10 pm.
Last Parisian night love,