ALTER EGO

Thanks to Pietro I have gone from Varla to Valentina.... I kind of LOVE it.

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Smoke Break

Broken City Karaoke.... Sunday Funday. Enough said. Ps. I totally sang total eclipse of the <3! Aaaaand killed it. Just saying.

Bathroom Beauty

She's got a point...

Sum Mer

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is a jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world."
- Ada Louise Huxtable

.......... so I cut off all my hair

DONT PUT THAT THANG ON MEE

STOP BEING SO GD HAWT!!!!

I am totally bonering over this amazing shit coming out of the Cèline house as of late. I want to scoop it up and put into copious amounts of those recycled black bags and decorate my arms with them, like I'm a big badass fashion-clad scarecrow and trudge up the street to my apartment, put all the bags in a pretty long little row down the hall and proceed to trash storm overhaul my entire closet. I also think I should chuck all the superfluous old closet shit off my balcony for added effect. Yeah. Oh and I'm starting up my own handbag line.

Once upon a msg

most worst song i ever heard,

Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios !!!

Just watched this little Almodovarian gem. Here are some sweet screen shots I took for you.

IN THE BAG

Rufus is sporting a piece from my new ss10/11 collection.. I'd say it's a perfect fit!

1974 SKI SWISS CHALET

Hope she doesn't go all pumpkin on us!

SHU BONER!

SWAROVSKI plus NICHOLAS-KIRKWOOD plus KIETH-HARING = BONER!!!!!!!

Nicholas Kirkwood x Keith Haring on Nowness.com.

Screw Pork Chops! I Want JOHN CHOPS!!!

10 CRACK COMMANDMENTS

My ex-boyfriend Adrien Brody tells you how it is.

TIT FOR TAT

BACK TO THE BIOTCH

This just totally blowed my mizind.

THE WAY IT IS:

The charming one- only wants to f you
The stylish one- gay
The nice one- waiting for you to call him
The cool one- afraid of commitment
The smart one- analysis your every move
The funny one- gets away with anything
The kind one- kisses your ass
The ambitious one- places you as nr 33 on his list
The loyal one- has a girlfriend
The charming,stylish,nice,cool,smart,funny,kind,ambitious and loyal one-You didn't want him

THE RE-WRITE

The charming one- good fingerbanger
The stylish one- wont f you hard
The nice one- wont eat your pussy
The cool one- BIG dick and likes to use it ALOT
The smart one- gambling addiction
The funny one- coke head
The kind one- Madonna whore complex
The ambitious one- Daddy complex
The loyal one- bible thumper
The charming,stylish,nice,cool,smart,funny,kind,ambitious and loyal one-You had them all!

THE BRONZED AND THE BEAUTIFUL

$$$ $$$ BILZZ

TOMMY I LOVE YOU!

This guy is a crazy mofo. Just sayin'.

DESIGNER GARBAGE

old illustration scans of garbage inspired mini collection