THE WAY IT IS:

The charming one- only wants to f you
The stylish one- gay
The nice one- waiting for you to call him
The cool one- afraid of commitment
The smart one- analysis your every move
The funny one- gets away with anything
The kind one- kisses your ass
The ambitious one- places you as nr 33 on his list
The loyal one- has a girlfriend
The charming,stylish,nice,cool,smart,funny,kind,ambitious and loyal one-You didn't want him

THE RE-WRITE

The charming one- good fingerbanger
The stylish one- wont f you hard
The nice one- wont eat your pussy
The cool one- BIG dick and likes to use it ALOT
The smart one- gambling addiction
The funny one- coke head
The kind one- Madonna whore complex
The ambitious one- Daddy complex
The loyal one- bible thumper
The charming,stylish,nice,cool,smart,funny,kind,ambitious and loyal one-You had them all!

THE BRONZED AND THE BEAUTIFUL

$$$ $$$ BILZZ

TOMMY I LOVE YOU!

This guy is a crazy mofo. Just sayin'.

DESIGNER GARBAGE

old illustration scans of garbage inspired mini collection

FABRICATED. WERD.

Guess what everybody? Its FRIDAY... and what does FRIDAY mean? Time to amp your self into weekend mode! What does weekend mode mean... PLANS.

Well Im going to make this easy for you. PLANS + WEEKEND MODE = FABRICATED

Easy as 1,2,3 you have just signed your self up for one of the events in Calgary that I am actually excited to YELL about. If you are like me - the snobish fashion knowitall wtf am I doing here in cow town ladyhuman - LISTEN UP! Things have changed.

y o u h a v e h i t t h e j a c k p o t.

This event kicks off tomorrow night at The Grand Theater, and Yours truly will be hosting. Check out these links for more details.

www.getfabricatednow.blogspot.com

Facebook.com/GetFabricated

http://getfabricatednow.zoobis.com

Cant wait to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAPANESE BRA ADVERTS!! MORE! (*)(*) !! BOOBALISH!!! エミとオードリーのエアスルーな夏のさら肌ブラweb CM

PLEASE GET ME THESE :)

Please get me these things. I will love you for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!!!!

***I also included sizes for your shopping ease.

White Sun Of The Desert

Although this is a Russian cult classic, it touches on some of the realities brought to light during the civil war in Russian Asia. This 1969 film takes place along the Caspian Sea and current day Turkmenistan.

This has set me into a tale-spin! All of a sudden I am going crazy for Uzbekistan and the art and artists of this era!!! Cant wait to share updates!